Always Watching, Always Planning
"Certified Fidd"
Step into the surreal past-future of feline advertising with this United Cat Foods tee, featuring a contemplative grey cat gazing toward a mysterious billboard in a vast green field.
The billboard showcases our brand "United Cat FOods"—a bold, stylized red and cream logo with a sleek black cat perched confidently over the text. It's a wink to the era when humans decided what was in their food... but the cats were always watching, always planning.
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Vintage-inspired muted color palette (sage, cloud blue, rust red)
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Whimsical dystopian farmland vibes
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A cat pondering its place in a world of industrial flavor design
Shirt Details:
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Soft cotton/poly blend with a lived-in feel
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Front print only – clean back for a sleek silhouette
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Available in muted green, heather gray, and oatmeal
Perfect for fans of speculative satire, feline philosophy, or just a really good-looking cat shirt.
Always Watching, Always Planning
"Certified Fidd"
Step into the surreal past-future of feline advertising with this United Cat Foods tee, featuring a contemplative grey cat gazing toward a mysterious billboard in a vast green field.
The billboard showcases our brand "United Cat FOods"—a bold, stylized red and cream logo with a sleek black cat perched confidently over the text. It's a wink to the era when humans decided what was in their food... but the cats were always watching, always planning.
-
Vintage-inspired muted color palette (sage, cloud blue, rust red)
-
Whimsical dystopian farmland vibes
-
A cat pondering its place in a world of industrial flavor design
Shirt Details:
-
Soft cotton/poly blend with a lived-in feel
-
Front print only – clean back for a sleek silhouette
-
Available in muted green, heather gray, and oatmeal
Perfect for fans of speculative satire, feline philosophy, or just a really good-looking cat shirt.