Adidas Unisex Fleece Hoodie - Otter Brand Mushroom Powder
🌿 OTTER BRAND 🌿
Old Tyme Mushroom Powder
“Spirit-Liftin’ • Mind-Bendin’ • Soul-Mendin’”
From the Enchanted Wetlands of the Otter Mystic Himself!
Discovered deep within the moonlit glens of the Spirit River, Otter Brand Mushroom Powder is hand-harvested by the Playful Pharmacist of the Void—a third-eyed otter shaman known only in whispered circles of the forest as “He-Who-Floats-Between-Worlds.”
Infused with sacred spores of Amanita muscaria—the fabled dreamcap of ancient Siberian rites—this time-honored formula opens the pineal gateway and invites the cosmic dance of creativity.
Recommended uses:
-
Enhances astral vision during winter solstice rituals
-
Soothes the chattering mind of modernity
-
Induces gentle laughter and river-song remembrance
-
Grows gardens of wonder in the soul
Directions:
Sprinkle lightly into tea brewed under stars. Recline on moss. Listen closely.
Caution: May result in prolonged episodes of bliss, mischief, and non-dual unity.
“I took a single pinch, and the mushrooms began to sing. The otter winked, and I remembered a joke from before I was born.”
—Anonymous Seeker, 1897
Now available from traveling apothecaries, cosmic wagons, and select dream markets.
Otter Brand — Trusted by forest spirits since Time was circular.
Product features
- Crafted from 70% BCI cotton, 30% recycled polyester.
- Adjustable hood features a self-colored drawstring for a personalized fit.
- Spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your essentials close.
- Cuffed sleeves and bottom hem provide a snug, comfortable fit.
- Medium heavy fabric ensures durability and warmth for chilly days.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
🌿 OTTER BRAND 🌿
Old Tyme Mushroom Powder
“Spirit-Liftin’ • Mind-Bendin’ • Soul-Mendin’”
From the Enchanted Wetlands of the Otter Mystic Himself!
Discovered deep within the moonlit glens of the Spirit River, Otter Brand Mushroom Powder is hand-harvested by the Playful Pharmacist of the Void—a third-eyed otter shaman known only in whispered circles of the forest as “He-Who-Floats-Between-Worlds.”
Infused with sacred spores of Amanita muscaria—the fabled dreamcap of ancient Siberian rites—this time-honored formula opens the pineal gateway and invites the cosmic dance of creativity.
Recommended uses:
-
Enhances astral vision during winter solstice rituals
-
Soothes the chattering mind of modernity
-
Induces gentle laughter and river-song remembrance
-
Grows gardens of wonder in the soul
Directions:
Sprinkle lightly into tea brewed under stars. Recline on moss. Listen closely.
Caution: May result in prolonged episodes of bliss, mischief, and non-dual unity.
“I took a single pinch, and the mushrooms began to sing. The otter winked, and I remembered a joke from before I was born.”
—Anonymous Seeker, 1897
Now available from traveling apothecaries, cosmic wagons, and select dream markets.
Otter Brand — Trusted by forest spirits since Time was circular.
Product features
- Crafted from 70% BCI cotton, 30% recycled polyester.
- Adjustable hood features a self-colored drawstring for a personalized fit.
- Spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your essentials close.
- Cuffed sleeves and bottom hem provide a snug, comfortable fit.
- Medium heavy fabric ensures durability and warmth for chilly days.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
🌿 OTTER BRAND 🌿
Old Tyme Mushroom Powder
“Spirit-Liftin’ • Mind-Bendin’ • Soul-Mendin’”
From the Enchanted Wetlands of the Otter Mystic Himself!
Discovered deep within the moonlit glens of the Spirit River, Otter Brand Mushroom Powder is hand-harvested by the Playful Pharmacist of the Void—a third-eyed otter shaman known only in whispered circles of the forest as “He-Who-Floats-Between-Worlds.”
Infused with sacred spores of Amanita muscaria—the fabled dreamcap of ancient Siberian rites—this time-honored formula opens the pineal gateway and invites the cosmic dance of creativity.
Recommended uses:
-
Enhances astral vision during winter solstice rituals
-
Soothes the chattering mind of modernity
-
Induces gentle laughter and river-song remembrance
-
Grows gardens of wonder in the soul
Directions:
Sprinkle lightly into tea brewed under stars. Recline on moss. Listen closely.
Caution: May result in prolonged episodes of bliss, mischief, and non-dual unity.
“I took a single pinch, and the mushrooms began to sing. The otter winked, and I remembered a joke from before I was born.”
—Anonymous Seeker, 1897
Now available from traveling apothecaries, cosmic wagons, and select dream markets.
Otter Brand — Trusted by forest spirits since Time was circular.
Product features
- Crafted from 70% BCI cotton, 30% recycled polyester.
- Adjustable hood features a self-colored drawstring for a personalized fit.
- Spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your essentials close.
- Cuffed sleeves and bottom hem provide a snug, comfortable fit.
- Medium heavy fabric ensures durability and warmth for chilly days.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean